In random news, Jon's sister just leaked to me that they're having a baby shower for him (i guess that means his girlfriend) and they want me to come. How akward would that be? Wow...I think I'm going to have to rsvp no to that one when the invite arrives. I wonder how much any of them knows about it all. Is there a polite way to tell someone's sister and mother that you loved their son at one point but after the fuck-and-run treatment you've wised up and let him keep his dirty comments to himself these days.
Nah, I didn't think so either.
