Dear Kate, circa summer 2009:
How to start this letter? Remember how you...no that won't work, you'd be reading it while you were doing the stuff you "remembered". Um...so you know when you sit there and rank on the alliance and talk giggle and reminisce and jenn tells stories about how she ran into that dan kid @ (fill in the I-don't-remember-anymore-it-really-wasn't-an-important-memory-at-the-time) and how it's funny that he plays wow too and it's weird that you work at the place where stupid lying jc said he and dan had come to see a movie in the last cataclysmic event of your relationship and which break up is he on with that chick he was with yada yada yada.
Yeah, tonight, july 1st 2010 is your first night of work with him, there at that same theater. This comes after (how to go into this one) the last few months of you guys living together. Yeah, that's weird I know. Let it settle in, I'll wait...*checks*, ok one more minute...there you good? Ok. Anyway, yeah it's weirder than that. Lots of "feelings", but hey you got laid! :) A bunch. And it's just as complicated as ever, so no worries there, it's not like you've gone and decided to get all traditionally domestic or anything. But yeah, I figure that irony is one of your favorite things so you might want to know that.
Also, just so you know, I'm/you're going to see a shrink in 6 days. Haha. This is at the suggestion of everyone you know, and especially in light of him, since he brings out all of our latent fucking insanity. At least his is the same, but laced with testosterone of course. Which makes it sexy as fuck in the bed and a little overwhelming out of it. Take heart <3 (<---there's one ;P)
Best,
Future Kate
p.s. If you hear from any of the other future us's please have them drop me a line...
