*sigh*
Way to make yourself missed asshole.
The best way to start a long absence is to impress upon the person you are leaving what a complete asshole you can be if you try, thus making it so they don't have to miss you much on your journey (god if only this were so, I have a feeling its just good ole american *jerk* surfacing.)
A blow by blow would only serve to anger me further. Lets just say that he managed to stuff more rudness, unkind words and selfish actions into 5 minutes in the early morning than I think he's ever pulled out all day. And he's had some days.
Oh well, a nice 5 day vacation might do me good. If only it weren't for that damn craft fair, it'd be a perfect plan. Oh well, back to sleep!
