Browsing the internet because the bad monkey man was on TV I found this on one of my favorite boards:
"Listen; President Bush is talking.
Journalist: "Why is Bin Laden still at large?"
"OOoooh ooh oooh ooh Ahh Bin Laden. Oooh ooh Ahh... Terrorists will kill your puppies an children..." ::picks some mites from Laura's hair and eats them:: Ahh oooh ooh ooh oooh aaah... we will continue to work to bring them to justice, ooh ah.. we are under threat... ooh It's a danger to your children Jim. Ohh ah. The terrorists will blow up your children.. oooh aah"
Journalist: What would you say to those who say what we've done in Iraq has only helped Al Quaida's numbers and power grow?
Bush: "Ooooh aah we thought they had weapons, they had the *capacity* to make weapons... OOOhh aah hhaaaaahh AAAAAHHHH... Saddam should not have been left in power...Ahh oo OOh ooh" :::flings poop into press corps::: "Changing ideology will defeat terrorism OOOH AAAH oooh ooh aaaah :::scratches butt:::
OOOOH AAAHHH No child left behind... AAAHH OOOOOOHHH AAAAAAH! No it is NOT Amnesty AAH AAH OOOH AAAH Guest workers AAHH Deficit.... OOOOooh aaah reduce taxation... AAAH balancing the budget in five years OOOH fight the war on terror ooh ahh common ground with those fucking democrats :::climbs up curtain jumps down::::"
